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So Corny They're Good: Stafford County Sheriff's Department Does Press Releases Right So Corny They're Good: Stafford County Sheriff's Department Does Press Releases Right
So Corny They're Good: Stafford County Sheriff's Department Does Press Releases Right News writing should be accurate.  If it's entertaining, all the better. The Stafford County Sheriff's Department nails both. Just read the release penned Thursday, July 26, about a Walmart thief who swiped seafood.  They call it, "Salty Shellfish Swindler Spotted." "We aren’t fishing for compliments on this release, but it might leave you crab-solutely hungry. One suspect seas food and steals food in a not so well-done surf and grab." Salty Shellfish Swindler Spotted: We aren’t fishing for compliments on this release, but it might leave you... Posted by Office of Stafford County Sh…

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