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EDITORIAL: A women crashed her car in Key West last week while shaving her bikini line in traffic. And if you think the bust was bush, consider that this was EXACTLY a day after she was clipped for driving under the influence with a suspended license. The cops had Megan Mariah Barnes by the short ones this time. One web site dubbed her “Pubic Enemy No. 1.”

Jerry DeMarco

03/10/2010 9:58 a.m.

Seems Barnes was toolling along through Cudjoe Key when she asked her passenger-seat ex-husband to take the wheel while she pulled a quick trim job before meeting her newest boyfriend.

“WATCH OUT FOR THAT….”

SUV.

The couple’s Thunderbird slammed the slowing vehicle from behind, then tried taking off. About a half-mile down the road before police found them — with her in the back seat and her ex behind the wheel. No word on whether the gardening work was done.

One thing’s for sure: MMB will be emptying her coin purse in court, if she isn’t send to jail.

Jerry DeMarco Publisher/Editor

“About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot… who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm,” a police officer told the Key West Citizen, which broke the story. “It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’

“Well, this takes it.”

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