Did you hear the one about the naked snow woman?

Call her Aphrozendeity, or Venus in burrrrrrrs, but some prude called the cops instead after a creative family fashioned a facsmile of the famous Venus de Milo sculpture — incomplete without arms — on their front lawn.

Jerry DeMarco

03/03/2010 4:34 p.m.

Just when you think you’ve seen everything: snow porn? Although passersby in the Rahway neighborhood stopped and snapped photos of the tasteful tribute, someone found the snow goddess “udderly” Hellenistic.

Marion Conneran admiring the six-pack

It nearly caused a Phanariote.

Before you knew it, an anonymous complaint came in to the local precinct, gendarmes were dispatched, and the artistic family had to dress Venus di ‘My Lord!’ in a bikini top and a sarong (which some might actually consider more provocative). Alexandros of Antioch is probably rolling over in his crypt.

Back in Union County, the family matriarch called the tribute to the Greek goddess “curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious,” according to nj.com.

She should have called the ACLU.

Too late now, though. Monday’s semi-thaw took care of that.

Undaunted, the family — which last year created a likeness of President Obama — is already planning its next exhibit…only this time they’re not revealing details.

PHOTO COURTESY THE FAMILY VIA NJ.COM

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