Seems it was just a “phallacy”: A woman who claimed she was carjacked admitted her car crashed because she was giving the driver oral sex, authorities said.
NEWSBREAK: We had to crop the Facebook photo to keep things clean, but here’s Sara C. Blasse, whose story about being carjacked turned out be a ” phallacy “” : CLICK HERE.
The 23-year-old Vineland woman has been charged with filing a false report. She’s also got a broken left arm. His adventure apparently had a happy ending, though: She hasn’t identified the man, and police don’t suspect he was injured.
Sara C. Blasse at first claimed a gunman had thrown her out of her dad’s 2003 Kia Sorrento and drove off after she stopped to ask him for directions, police in the tiny Camden County town said. The car was found smashed into a tree and set ablaze, police said.
Blasse told them she called a friend, and not police. Then, when she tried dialing 911, her cellphone battery died, she said.
Problem was: Her “friend” supposedly found Blasse even though she hadn’t apparently given him a firm location and didn’t have a working phone. She told police her parents then took her to the hospital.Blase wasn’t exactly a brain salad surgeon, and county investigators weren’t swallowing her story. Didn’t take long for them to determine she was giving lip service and actually had a “World According to Garp“ moment.
A swab was taken for DNA testing, as were hairs removed from the car’s damaged windshield. Things came to a head once investigators told that to Blase, and a confession of outercourse came pretty quickly, police said. Blasse didn’t identify the recipient, however. At the moment, a full description is a bit premature. He apparently came and went.
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