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'SNL' Takes Morbid Crack At 'Golden Bachelor' Divorce
The "Golden Bachelor" divorce is no laughing matter.
But to Michael Che it was.
Che, whose job it is to turn any headline into a joke, did just that on "Weekend Update" Saturday, April 13.
Theresa Nist, a 70-year-old grandmother from Shrewsbury, and her reality star hubby of three months Gerry Turner, announced on Friday, April 12 that they were headed to splitsville.
"But like they say, there's still plenty of fish in the sea — metery," Che said on the segment.
"Sea-metery, Colin," Che repeated to co-host Colin Jost.
"Really good," Jost said, sarcastically.
But Che got his, when …
Popular Pizza Guru Impressed By Schenectady Eatery: 'Really, Really Good'
Despite burning both his finger and mouth, Dave Portnoy gave this local pizzeria his stamp of approval.
The self-proclaimed pizza expert and Barstool Sports owner was in Schenectady on Monday, April 8, and decided to stop by Prima Pizzeria on State Street for his popular “One Bite Pizza Reviews” series on YouTube.
He seemed pleased right out of the gate, describing his pie as appearing “good” and “wintery.”
“When I say wintery, thick, big crust, lots of cheese, lots of bread, and that makes sense,” Portnoy said before calling attention to the pizza’s “good undercarriage.”
After burning hi…